A few weeks ago I heard a news report that made all New York single girls breathe a sigh of relief and plan their next girl’s night out. The long-standing belief that there are more single women than single men in New York is a myth. At 27, and my biological clock constantly ringing in my ears, I jumped for joy and began to prepare for another journey into the New York dating wilderness.
Here is the ugly truth about New York; it is a cesspool of men that will make your skin crawl, cause you to consider buying stock in the Kleenex company, wonder how far up your potential guy can get up his bosses’ ass and have you running to your local library to compare your new guy to Oedipus.
However, like the hunt for the needle in the haystack, I am ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE there HAS to be a guy that won’t have me or any of the females in New York planning their stay at the local convent.
Where are all the Ryan Goslins that break up fights in the middle of the street? Can anyone point me in the direction of the Matt Damons that have a brilliant career but still manage to have a wife and adorable children? Lord, can you please shine a light on where my very own Adam Levine has been hiding?
With that said, I’m really not sure where Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda and Samantha found all their attractive dates but it certainly isn’t in any of the places I’ve ventured to. I’m almost positive you single girl’s haven’t found them where you are going either.
Wouldn’t it just be easier if there was an honest review of places where are a girl can go to find a potential Mr. Right?
That’s where this blog comes in. I am going to spare you the trauma of going to a really nice place to find that the possible Mr. Right Nows that frequent that place will have more in common with your dad then they ever would have with you.
Each week I will review one or several haunts in the city and post them here. Yes, I’ll be sure to describe the decor, the drink prices, etc. More importantly, I’ll review the kind of guys that go there because life is WAY too short to waste months on someone who is more interested in his suit than the color of your eyes.
Feel free to suggest places I can write about and any feedback is greatly appreciated. For a more in-depth look into what dating disasters this other little experiment will lead me to, please follow my sister blog somuchforthefairytale.wordpress.com